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havent done this in a long time, well, whatever~

Jinn Jinn

1. Where and how did we meet?
- in school during form 4

2. How long have you known me?
- two years plus

3. The last time we saw/talked/chatted/texted each other?
- the other day

4. Your first impression
- so tall (cos you know, i am short)

5. What kind of movies do I like?
- i dont know. i watch comedy movies with you.

6. What's my favorite music?
- forever big bang

7. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?
- you

8. Am I funny?
- yes yes... am i?

9. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be? Explain why you picked it.
- Jinn Jinn, cos that is your name

10. If you and I were stranded on an island alone, how?
- go crazy, blow off steam...

11. Where do you think I will be in 20 years?
- married with three children even though you dont want any and one of them would be named after me.

12. What reminds you of me?
- winnie the pooh... +)

13. What is my best attribute?
- i dont know, you choose...

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
- Nope

15. Will you re-post this so I can fill this out for you?
- YES...do it~


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SARCASM!

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute
YR: i am cuter.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
YR: i am more beautiful

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: i don't like you.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: i don't care.

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: (looking at my nails, starting to get bored) who?

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If an annoying pretty woman says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: i know YOU like me~

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: who says i am? i am looking at the person behind you. you were just in the way~

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: you are not my type.

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: (get into my car) bye~

5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR: i am prettier

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: (ignoring you) i think i make a great couple with the other dude there.

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: go die

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: (walk away)

4) What do you like about me?
YR: i like the pole next to you better.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!.
YR: please climb up any tower and jump down.

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: hi bitch!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: you too.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: aww...its ok. i hate you too.

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: (hold up a mirror)

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: who said i was in the race?

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If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: but i dont love you

2) I know you still love me!
YR: (look around for some random dude) honey!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR: what? did you say something?

4) Please call me...
YR: *toot toot*

5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: really? i didnt feel a thing

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If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: i know right.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: good for you

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: so ugly. no wonder it was on discount

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: bye bye